Tonight’s debates are supposed to take the form of more of a side-by-side interview rather than a debate. So there is a good chance it might look something like this:
While you are watching the debate tonight, please enjoy Palin Bingo. By the way, Palin Bingo can also be used as a drinking game.
ARGH! It makes my brain hurt!
Holy crap. It’s like she’s channeling an adolescent version of George Bush.
I may end up gouging out my eyes and ears before I actually get BINGO. Is there some sort of compensation for that worked into the bailout bill?